#OHHHH GODDDD #TEACH ME CRITICAL THEORY #SEND ME A TERSE EMAIL SUGGESTING I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT DURING UR OFFICE HOURS #MMMMMM YES TELL ME MY WRITING IS ACCEPTABLE ON A SENTENCE LEVEL BUT LACKS ANYTHING RESEMBLING STRUCTURAL UNDERPINNING #TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF WEARILY WHILE I YAMMER ON #ABOUT HOW THE BADNESS OF MY BAD PAPER IS REFLECTIVE OF THE FEMALE TRANSGRESSIVENESS WHICH IS ITS SUBJECT MATTER #SIGH VERY SOFTLY #REACH FOR AN ANTIQUE METAL PILLBOX FULL OF ASPIRINS #WAIT FOR ME TO TRAIL OFF #THEN PATIENTLY WALK ME THROUGH HOW TO CONSTRUCT AN ARGUMENT #I DON’T LEARN ANYTHING #GIVE ME A B MINUS #GOD #YES #RIGHT THERE #HARDER!!!!!!!!!! (via sashayed)
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