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ISFJ

• invite them over to help you with whatever 
• be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time
• build up trust

ESFP

• meet them at a party
• get yourself wasted
• tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing

ISTP

• “The american school system is whack”
• Drive off into the night
• Sarcasm is the language of true love

ISFP

• become a hipster boy
• take pictures around them with a vintage camera
• serenade them with a ukelele

ENTJ

• do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)
• let them assert dominance and micromanage you
• enjoy it you kinky fuck

INFP

• “Are you 42?”
• “No I’m [insert age].”
• “Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”

ESFJ

• love them
• treasure them
• don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day

ISTJ

• suggest you make each other a daily schedule
• make a to-do list and put only your name under it
• congrats you just got a s/o and better time management

ESTP 

• Say hello 
• Compliment them 
• And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord 

INFJ

• find one
• if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass
• always text back you ungrateful fuck

ESTJ

• were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)
• did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)
• invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them

ENFJ

• Be a Good boy
• Be a Bad boy
• ??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???

INTP

• lean in
• closer
• sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song

ENFP

• 4 words; bring
• Club Penguin
• back

INTJ

• handcuff them to you
• this is the only way
• tHIS IS THE ONLY WaY

ENTP

•  accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love
• take a deep breath and accept it
• alright can I have your number