Month / May 2017

by crowfooted

faedreamer:

plotqueen:

faedreamer:

ripleyholden:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Kentucky Derby) 

sad baby egg in his pre kingsman clothes, drowning his sorrows in a bar in the state where harry “died”… leave me here don’t touch me i am ruined

@leafzelindor said what if he went to the church where harry ‘died’ and i said oh my god my heart.

NOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU OH MY GOD

Butbutbutbut! Also! It’s not Eggsy strictly speaking wearing his pre-Kingsman clothes – it’s Eggsy wearing the clothes he wore during his 24 hours with Harry, and asking for the drink that Harry taught him how to make that night!

by crowfooted

whileyoustillcan:

                                PURCHASE OIL SLICK ON ETSY

Jacob’s fist clenched slightly against his knee, the man staring up at Dolore as the boy inched forward, grinning at him. “Dolore.” The tone was warning but he could hear the hoarseness in his own voice. God, he sounded desperate.

The boy bit his lip, soft and full, and that was it. The final crack that sent the man tumbling forward into oblivion. The boy was an oil slick spilling across his mind, blacking out all sense and sending Jacob blindly stumbling towards the source of his madness.

Jacob stood, leaning forward abruptly, grasping the sharp line of Dolore’s jaw in his hands and pulling him close, their noses barely brushing and the boy shivering as he leaned into the touch. “Do not tempt me, Dolore.” He growled, voice hoarse and rough against the soft lips that parted willingly against the words.

by crowfooted

second-salemite:

funkzpiel:

questionartbox:

A blessing I don’t deserve

In which Newt and Graves take care of a de-aged and partially Obliviated Credence, but Graves can’t help but remember what happened to cause the situation. Based on and inspired by this fic/idea by the very sweet @funkzpiel, thank you so much again for letting me draw this! ❤︎  
I can’t believe I managed to finish it, and I hope you guys can read my handwriting haha
Art blog: questionartbox

Graves teaches Credence magic.
Credence teaches Graves forgiveness.

@questionartbox – I said this in our chat, but I just want to take a moment to convey it again; you are so talented. I cannot fully express the feeling, words do not do it justice, but when I sat down to read your comic there was just this moment of pause. A moment where I felt my breath held. Because the layers of this, the visuals, everything – it’s all just so beautiful. And the panel that focuses on little!Credence’s mouth – Mr. Graves, what’s making you so sad? – simultaneously mirrored with – Mr. Graves… H-Hurts… – My heart shattered for Graves. For Credence. And the small nuances you add – the light stubble, the unbuttoned neck of his shirt – all these things that point to pain. I am in awe of it all.

And you caught the preciousness of children so perfectly. That innocent, oblivious desire to reach out and help; the power of a small hand bringing you back from the dark. I’ve looked over this at least a dozen times and the sheer emotional punch of it has not faded, not once. Each panel is significant. And the expressions and your use of body language; I just cannot sing enough praises of this piece. I am in love with this story you have drawn. In love with the power of your art. And I am so, so, so honored that you saw my little fic and expanded upon it – because this is so very truly beautiful, this thing you have created, and I wish I had better words with which to sing its praises.

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from the strength of these visuals. From the way you conveyed and drove the story. I’m torn on what my favorite part is – the desperate clench of Graves’ hands when he comes back or the determined way Credence sits him down. 

I am so in love with this. 

holy shitballs this is amazing 

by crowfooted

starwarsnonsense:

Happy May the Fourth, everyone!

This lovely volume (£5 from an ASDA superstore near you, fellow Brits!) is a very special kind of book that basically encourages kids (actual and mental) to doodle their own drawings around pre-drawn scenarios with SW characters. It’s new, it’s adorable and it’s surprisingly insightful into the characters’ psyches. I include some of my favourites here, which include lonely Hux who just needs a friend (I thought of you, @huxfanblog!), brooding, maskless Kylo thinking about x (you decide!), angry Kylo doing a toddler stomp and Rey being precious and hungry. All illustrations are by the very talented Zack Giallongo.

This is so neat! I loved books like this when I was little!~

by crowfooted

chiefguideandcentre:

ponyregrets:

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

I feel so attacked right now

Me when I had to call the plumber a couple years ago.

One of my toilets has been having an issue for the past 6 months, but I’ve been making do since my place is embarrassingly messy.

On the plus side I am actually getting everything cleaned out and up. So that’s progress!

by crowfooted

How to seduce the mbti types in 3 easy steps

entpshit:

ISFJ

  • invite them over to help you with whatever 
  • be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time
  • build up trust

ESFP

  • meet them at a party
  • get yourself wasted
  • tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing

ISTP

  • “The american school system is whack”
  • Drive off into the night
  • Sarcasm is the language of true love

ISFP

  • become a hipster boy
  • take pictures around them with a vintage camera
  • serenade them with a ukelele

ENTJ

  • do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)
  • let them assert dominance and micromanage you
  • enjoy it you kinky fuck

INFP

  • “Are you 42?”
  • “No I’m [insert age].”
  • “Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”

ESFJ

  • love them
  • treasure them
  • don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day

ISTJ

  • suggest you make each other a daily schedule
  • make a to-do list and put only your name under it
  • congrats you just got a s/o and better time management

ESTP 

  • Say hello 
  • Compliment them 
  • And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord 

INFJ

  • find one
  • if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass
  • always text back you ungrateful fuck

ESTJ

  • were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)
  • did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)
  • invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them

ENFJ

  • Be a Good boy
  • Be a Bad boy
  • ??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???

INTP

  • lean in
  • closer
  • sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song

ENFP

  • 4 words; bring
  • Club Penguin
  • back

INTJ

  • handcuff them to you
  • this is the only way
  • tHIS IS THE ONLY WaY

ENTP

  •  accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love
  • take a deep breath and accept it
  • alright can I have your number