1000 Picspams Challenge | #517
Monthly Aesthetics – October
Month / September 2017
Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.
never not reblog the fruit dragons
Always reblog the fruit dragons. It’s a rule.
Raspberry Dragon
the eagle aka a love story
starring channing tatum as the dopey roman soldier and jamie bell as his feisty briton slave. channing takes jamie north of hadrian’s wall to get the golden eagle back from the wildlings.
spoilerz forthcoming:
it all starts when channing sees jamie go all ‘fuck this russell crowe gladiator shit’ and throw down his sword in the ring.
he gets the shit smacked out of him anyway and is about to get shanked
but channing just can’t handle it. he gets everyone to do the joaquin phoenix thumbs up so jamie baby can live.
uncle donald ships it so he gives jamie to channing as his slave. except jamie’s butthurt because he’s a briton and hates all romans and he kinda wants to kill channing.
channing has to get leg surgery. one of jamie’s slave duties is to “hold him down”
it’s visceral.
channing decides to take jamie with him on his mission because he’s part wildling and because channing really has no idea wtf he’s doing. their journey north is full of awkward sidelong glances.
jamie starts having feels. he wants to kill channing a little less every day.
then they come across mark strong with a weird american accent.
he tells them the seal people have the eagle. so channing and jamie find the seal people and jamie has to pretend like channing is HIS slave so they don’t get suspicious
jamie really sells it.
except channing thinks jamie actually turned on him and is super depressed… until jamie wakes him up in the middle of the night to go snatch the eagle!
they grab the thing and get the fuck outta there. only channing’s leg hurts and he can’t walk. he’s all “take the eagle! go on without me!”
dude runs his ass off to save channing. and then
they kill the bad guys together, return the eagle and ride off into the sunset together.
the end.
The most generous and kind @lapushpup commissioned me to draw for the super talented @acroamatica‘s fic Shadowplay. It’s an amazing fic. Check it out!
I was literally just thinking of this fic this morning. :3
The new IT movie is totally going to make a new generation afraid of clowns.
Nicely done!
The different fanfic eras explained as lunch
Pre-internet era: You walk into a room and sit down at a table. Someone brings you a turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda. Perhaps you are a vegetarian, or gluten-free. Doesn’t matter; you get a turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda.
Usenet era: You walk into a room and sit down to your turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a soda. Someone tells you that over at the University they are also serving BLTs, pizza, coffee, and beer.
Web 1.0 (aka The Great Schism): You walk into a room. The room is lined with 50 unmarked doors. Someone tells you, “We have enough food to feed you and a hundred more…but we’ve scattered it behind these fifty doors. Good luck!”
Web 2.0 (present): You walk into a room. Someone points at the buffet and says, “Enjoy!” You turn to see a 100-foot-long buffet table, piled high with every kind of food imaginable. To be fair, some of the food is durian, head cheese, and chilled monkey brains, but that’s cool, some people are into those…and trust me, they are even more psyched to be here than you are.
Tumblr (a hell pit): You try to serve yourself a baked potato. An angry child runs up and slaps the plate out of your hand. “NIGHTSHADE PLANTS ARE POISONOUS,” the child yells. You are hungry. The child gives you a turkey sandwich, a bag of potato chips, and a kick on the shin.
The fact that a potato is replaced with a different form of potato is what makes that last one so accurate.
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