Have I titled something that before? I can’t remember.
ANYWAY,
Have some consentacles.
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Title: Reach Out in the Darkness
Pairing: Kylux
Rating: NSFW!!
Warnings: Tentacle Sex, Large Insertion, Alternate Universe, Cadet Hux, Tentacle Monster, ABSOLUTE canon divergence, Flying During Sex, Crying During Sex, Mild Contract Negotiation.
Summary: Having spent a decent amount of time researching the history and folklore of Arkanis, Cadet Hux strikes out one chilly evening in search of some legendary creature that’s supposed to be extremely powerful. If the myths aren’t true, all he’s wasted is time. But, if they are based in some actual fact, then what a boon such an entity would be to his cause. He doesn’t know what he will find, but he is prepared for any (absolutely ANY) eventuality.
Ao3 or, continued below~
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The air is crisp and woodsmoke scented, and Armitage Hux has dressed appropriately for this trek through the woods. His sturdy boots crunch leaves and twigs underfoot as he follows an age-old path, and his woolen coat, its collar turned against a gathering evening mist, keeps him warm. He supposes that in the summer, around the equinox, his pagan ancestors would have dressed in leathers and cords, making their way down this path with torches, wild flowers woven into their hair. In all the illustrations (and in his research he’d encountered more than a few) the /primitive tribespeople/ marched along this path, anointing the trees, jangling bone rattles, singing ancient songs lost to the modern tongue. Since it’s a theme quite popular among those taken to flights of fancy, or else, those with a desire to depict the defenseless, nubile young sacrifice with only her long, red hair to cover her perfect breasts, Hux had slogged through countless books of myth, comparing those against the scant historical accounts, before he’d found anything of real /use/. Firstly, the pagan tribes who practiced this ritual weren’t escorted by quaint little fairies with shining wings, as a disgusting number of the illustrations would suggest. Secondly, the sacrifices weren’t always female.
Month / December 2017
an au i’ve been playing around with in my head – they’re the sons of political rivals and they each hate their parents. they grew up always seeing each other around at events and such but ben disappeared for a while because his parents sent him off to live with his uncle out of the public eye (it didn’t go well). when he returns, they meet again as adults and get very drunk and end up banging in the bathroom where they get the idea to start having a very public affair to humiliate their parents!!! (arm is about 3 years older than ben, in that first pic they are 13 and 16!)
this looks like a shot from the What We Do In the Shadows-style version of Revenge of the Sith
Tank Girl is basically a fem!Spideypool post-apocalyptic AU
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Indestructible, inappropriate-joke cracking hottie who likes weapons and blowing stuff up, along with her cute, brunette, kinda-nerdy, techno-genius gal pal; and together they team up with a group of mutants to overthrow an evil, egotistical villain dude who wants to control the world.
Nsfw headcanon Friday: rabid cur needs to be tamed with puppy play set: a collar and leash, a muzzle, dog tail plug and optional dog ears to make him look cute
Anon, I’m living. How did you know this was my secret not so secret kink? He hates the ears most of all. The supreme leader touches them with such disconcerting gentleness. If only Hux could bite his hand. Ugh, also, this would be a great opportunity for hand-feeding 🙃💦💦💦
Once Ren can trust Hux not to snap at him.
it’s nsfw headcanon friday! Submit your own
…am I writing this? Yes. Yes, I am. Ren is disgusting and his gentleness and horrible dirty talk are the worst.
You say you want to be king –
so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne.
BB-8 with Finn, Rose and other people: rides an AT-AT, has cool guns, saves people, a total badass
BB-8 with Rey and Poe: please fix my antenna please rub my belly i’m a child
i still don’t think kylo ren killed all those kids.
Reblogging again because I had a thought:
What if, after the confrontation with Luke, Ben/Kylo went to the temple and told the others that Luke had tried to kill him. Some believed him and joined him (the soon-to-be KoR), while others assumed that he had flipped to dark and killed Luke and so they tried to kill him (since they trusted Luke’s judgement, and if he did try to kill Ben then clearly that was the right thing to do). Maybe Kylo and the KoR killed the others out of self-defense rather than because they were trying to eliminate the Jedi.

Rarely have I ever stumbled across a fanfic that is as human and unforgivingly raw as The Kubler-Ross Theory by antivenom. Wade and Peter are written in such a realistic and intimate way—from the witty, dry quips to the minute and nervous habits—that I have to pause and remind myself that this is fiction. Please give it a read. You won’t regret it. Well, maybe the tears, but that is a small price to pay for an emotional masterpiece.






