Which fics does the kylux fandom like to get off to? The question was posed, and there were so many submissions that there will be not one, but three wank rec lists! They will be spaced a few weeks apart so nobody masturbates themselves to death. A couple of the recs are my own, but the rest are from you, the people of the kylux fandom.
Volume 1: “Cookies and Cream”
These are fics that feature mostly vanilla sex, but this is kylux we’re talking about, so of course there are delicious chocolatey bits mixed in.
My categorising is as loose as a well-fucked butthole.Please heed the tags for each fic!
- Fever To Tell by @irisparry
- Techie by @eralkfang
- Laying a Hand on Him by @verybadhedgehog
- Mirror Image by @korpuskat (Kylo/Matt)
- Glazed Donut by @agent-nemesis
- Just The Tip by @thewightknight
- Haunted by @orange-lightsaber
- Call Me Rebel Scum by @hollyhark
- Hotline Bling by @minzimpression (3 separate recs for this one!)
- Separate Peace by for_autumn_i_am
- Pounded in the Butt by the Necessity My Poverty Affords Me by @gefionne
- Sip From the Devil’s Cup by @reserve
- Lick the Pavement by @claricechiarasorcha
- The blow job scene in Ceasefire by @hollyhark
- Hex Signs by fluorescentgrey
- Sleigh Me by @unicornsandbutane
- Bad Jedi by @nightsofllyn
- Bloom my icicaille
- Origin Stories by @hollyhark
- Unorthodox Requests by @somethingstately
- it’s not fashionable to love me by @thesunandoceanblue
- Bespoken: Satin and Lace by PalenDrome
- Suit Porn by for_autumn_i_am
- Haunted Soldier by @vadianna
- Rebel Yell by @sarensen
Month / February 2018
One of the best almost canon Kylux things is the fact that Hux is “thin as a slip of paper and just as useless” to his father, but in a world where paper and writing is practically pointless, young Ben Solo taught himself calligraphy and apparently took it quite seriously. So while paper (or Hux) was useless to Brendol, to Kylo paper (or Hux) was priceless. And if that isn’t the sweetest semi-canon Kylux fact ever, I don’t know what is.
a happy couple might’ve gotten married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself – this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc – and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.
Never heard a truer thing in my life.
holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”
Convenient children =/= healthy children
Convenient children do not equal healthy children
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