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by crowfooted

thehumon:

I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.

I love how The World’s Most Interesting Man (link) and Old Spice Guy (link) are all like “Hell no, I don’t have a feminine side” while Mayhem Guy (link) is out here like “Hell yes I’m a woman! And I just found out that you’ve been cheating on me for two years so now I’m destroying everything you love and I’ll take everything else in the divorce!”

by crowfooted

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

meridiangrimm:

I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account.  "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position.  Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.

Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this

Other casters: That’s not really how spells –

Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet.  Guess we don’t need a bridge.

Casters: How –

Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this

Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t –

Wizard:  I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday.  Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?

Casters: What –

Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this

Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems?  I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down.  I won’t forget this kindness.

Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W

by crowfooted

Got the Baby Blues – DairyFarmer – Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance & Voltron Paladins, Lance/Lance (Voltron)
Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Lance’s Family (Voltron)
Additional Tags: au where lance never went to the garrison, Alternate Selves, Inter dimensional travel, keith is going to be one jealous bean, of himself lol, Alternate Universe, Canon Universe, Jealous Keith (Voltron), Pining Keith (Voltron), Oblivious Lance (Voltron), he gets it eventually tho oooooh he gets it, Blue Says AU, figure skater lance, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, Creampie, Smut in the last chapter
Summary:

Lance was the Blue paladin-that was his thing, he piloted, made awesome one-liners, flirted, and helped save the universe on a daily basis. Lance was a tried and true hero, but an incident with a wormhole leaves behind doubles of all the paladins except for Lance, only they’re not doubles-they’re their alternate selves from a different reality.

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AU where Lance never went to the Garrison

Got the Baby Blues – DairyFarmer – Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]