Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Spideypool
Rating: Explicit
Summary: [Kinktober 2017 series 12] He wouldn’t remember that it had visited him come morning, he never did, but when it woke him in the middle of the night, every memory of its visits came to him as easily as breathing, as if they were sitting behind a veil during the daylight hours, waiting only for the monster’s command to reveal themselves to Peter once more.
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe – No Powers, Human Peter, Tentacles, Wade Has Tentacles, Tentacle Monsters, Tentacle Sex, Anal, Anal Fingering, technically anal tentacling, Deepthroating, Anal Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, Monsters, Monster Wade, Hand Jobs, well tentacle job, Memory Alteration, of sorts, Body Horror, probably, Biting, Marking, i think that’s all the tags, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Kinktober, Kinktober 2017
Read it on AO3.
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it’s getting spookier by the second!
brawls’ spooky kylux self-rec list for this halloween season~
what’s real or isn’t [e] [57k]
Hux’s new house is not haunted. It isn’t.
written with @kyluxtrashcompactor
Kylo Ren is haunted by recent tragedy. He answers an ad posted by one Armitage Hux for a roommate, and he thinks a fresh start will help him begin to heal. He brings next to nothing with him from the past when he moves in.
Or so he thinks.
an insult to basic geometry [e] [7k]
illustrated by @7porgs
It’s not that Kylo wasn’t trying to summon a demon; it’s just that he didn’t think it would actually work. He also didn’t prepare himself for the hypothetical demon that he probably wasn’t going to summon to be so damn hot. And now the demon is asking him what he wants – and the only thing Kylo really seems to want is the demon himself. That’s within the terms and conditions, right?
its human nature to want a bunch of small jars
Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.
Friendly reminder to ignore Salvation Army bell ringers this year.
They use your money to lobby for anti-LGBT laws around the world in addition to exploiting the homeless, supporting anti-POC, anti-LGBT, anti-woman Conservative politicians, and doing it all under the guise of being a “religious organization”
I’m glad this post says “ignore”. Please remember not to rude – often times the workers do not know the messed up workings of the people they work for.
you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film
It is a period drama
18 Science Facts We Didn’t Know at The Start of 2017
1. Lungs don’t just facilitate respiration – they also make blood. Mammalian lungs produce more than 10 million platelets (tiny blood cells) per hour, which equates to the majority of platelets circulating the body.
2. It is mathematically possible to build an actual time machine – what’s holding us back is finding materials that can physically bend the fabric of space-time.
3. Siberia has a colossal crater called the ‘doorway to the underworld’, and its permafrost is melting so fast, ancient forests are being exposed for the first time in 200,000 years.
4. The world’s first semi-synthetic organisms are living among us – scientists have given rise to new lifeforms using an expanded, six-letter genetic code.
5. Vantablack – the blackest material known to science – now comes in a handy ‘spray-on’ form and it’s the weirdest thing we’ve seen so far this year.
6. It’s official: time crystals are a new state of matter, and we now have an actual blueprint to create these “impossible” objects at will.
7. A brand new human organ has been classified, and it’s been hiding in plain sight this whole time. Everyone, meet your mesentery.
8. Carl Sagan was freakishly good at predicting the future – his disturbingly accurate description of a world where pseudoscience and scientific illiteracy reigns gave us all moment for pause.
9. A single giant neuron that wraps around the entire circumference of a mouse’s brain has been identified, and it appears to be linked to mammalian consciousness.
10. The world’s rarest and most ancient dog isn’t extinct after all – in fact, the outrageously handsome New Guinea highland wild dog appears to be thriving.
11. Your appendix might not be the useless evolutionary byproduct after all. Unlike your wisdom teeth, your appendix might actually be serving an important biological function – and one that our species isn’t ready to give up just yet.
12. After 130 years, we might have to completely redraw the dinosaur family tree, thanks to a previously unimportant cat-sized fossil from Scotland.
13. Polycystic ovary syndrome might actually start in the brain, not the ovaries.
14. Earth appears to have a whole new continent called Zealandia, which would wreak havoc on all those textbooks and atlases we’ve got lying around.
15. Humans have had a bigger impact on Earth’s geology than the infamous Great Oxidation Event 2.3 billion years ago, and now scientists are calling for a new geological epoch – the Anthropocene – to be officially recognised.
16. Turns out, narwhals – the precious unicorns of the sea – use their horns for hunting. But not how you’d think.
17. Human activity has literally changed the space surrounding our planet – decades of Very Low Frequency (VLF) radio communications have accidentally formed a protective, human-made bubble around Earth.
18. Farmers routinely feed red Skittles to their cattle, because it’s a cheap alternative to corn. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
HOLY CRAP !!!!!
The most shocking thing to me about this fascinating compilation is that I feel like I sort of understood the explanation for the time machine.
AWESOME RAD AND DOPE (but I remember learning about the mesentery in A&P in 2010?
OH GOOD HEAVENS LOOKS LIKE IT IS TIME FOR ME TO MAKE THIS POST AGAIN:
If you think that the Galactic Empire is a 1:1 equivalent to Nazi Germany, and that liking Imperial characters is equivalent to being a fascist IRL and means someone deserves all the internet outrage you can muster –
you are carving out LITERALLY 50% of the branding of one of the most popular entertainment franchises in the world, and saying THIS IS FOR IRL FASCISTS ONLY NORMAL PEOPLE DON’T INTERACT
POP QUIZ WHAT IS MORE OBJECTIVELY HARMFUL:
- thinking grand moff tarkin is rad
- leaving 50% of the canon of one of the largest franchises in the world as a fandom wasteland for fascists to set up shop
Not to mention – Disney has been really inclusive with regards to Imperial characters in a way that makes me think they are purposefully trying to mark the Empire as not something they want IRL fascists to relate to so let’s just… appreciate that
POP QUIZ #2 WHICH FANDOM LOOKS SAFER AND MORE FUN:
- star wars fandom where the Rebels are ours and the Empire belongs to actual, IRL fascists
- star wars fandom where the Rebels are ours and the Empire is ALSO ours and actual IRL fascists have the 0% share in star wars fandom that they deserve
Director’s Commentary: There’s nothing wrong with me (loving you)
I don’t know where I put the rest of these, but I know I did some director’s cuts of fics a while ago. Anyway, I’m doing one for my ABO fic cause @johnnythirteenguns had a lot of questions about it and I think, in general, a lot of people reread it and it is full of secret depths.
But it’s also INTENSELY pornographic. So, y’know. Watch out.
(For anyone who has not yet read the original, non-commentary version, it is on AO3 here!)
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