by crowfooted

I’m gonna say it

laughingacademy:

regrettablewritings:

Carlton Drake fighting Eddie Brock without their respective symbiotes intact was fucking hilarious because you got this veggie smoothie-slurping twink trying to fight this garbage-eating, tater tot-filled twunk at an air shuttle takeoff site like that’s trying to one-up the airport parking lot fight from Civil War in all the wrong ways. It’s like a noodle slapping at a breadstick.

And the only thing that could’ve made that scene ever better would be if you played the Pon Farr trial music from Star Trek over it. Cinematic masterpiece of our era.

Oh my GOD, somebody do the thing, I’m begging here.

by crowfooted

andavs:

The Sun to Rise (7.5k)
Alternate Universe; Sleep Deprivation; Emissary Stiles; Alpha Derek; Imaginary Friends that aren’t so Imaginary

Stiles has an imaginary friend. He’s kind of a dick.

“Are you stalking me?” he asked, lying in bed one Saturday morning and staring at the ceiling before he had to get to the office. The sun was barely up.

Lying beside him, Derek snorted, and said, “No, I’m not stalking you.”

“Are you lying?” Stiles asked, because there was a stranger lying in his bed.

“No.”

Stiles turned his head to look at him, and Derek did the same. “Are you sure? Because this feels like stalking.”

Derek raised an eyebrow that clearly thought Stiles was an idiot. “I’m not stalking you.”

For the record, Stiles didn’t believe him, but he didn’t want to start his morning on a fight.

by crowfooted

asininetruth:

brmanso27:

Humans are awesome

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.