people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt
Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life
click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like
Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining
I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism
Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.
How dare he.
Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:
If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.
“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”
And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.
So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.
this pope is easily my favoritest pope.
pope francis is so rad.
Rad to the max
“Read the Fucking Book” -Pope Francis
Pope says better to be an Atheist than a bad Christian.
Shitty Christians “He sucks, fuck him.. hope he dies.”
Pope seems to have made a good God Damn Point.
You claimed people might be offended by a Pope who expects better of Gods Children.
Dead ass tho. We sometimes forget, collectively as a group of people observing this franchise, that there are nasty dance clubs all over the Star Wars universe. The Galaxy. An entire system of worlds. There are places that play shitty dance remixes for 12 hours and where cross fraction hook ups probably happen every night.
Do not forget this. Beyond Tatooine, beyond stuffy meeting halls, the palaces of royalty, a storm trooper probably just had his 3rd drink and he’s bout to get the best dick of his life from something with 4 arms. He’s living the dream. Do not forget him.
For as long as Armitage Hux has known he was attracted to other alphas,
he’s ignored all the messiness of human mating. Unfortunately, Kylo Ren
is hard to ignore.
This is the alpha/alpha kylux a/b/o fic I’ve been talking about for a while. I’m not sure I quite have said all I want to say on that topic, but I’ve been sitting on this for long enough that I had to get it out there.
When Hux’s best friend ( Phasma ) takes her girlfriend home from school it’s up to him to inform Rey’s older tattooed, muscled, leather clad monstrosity of a cousin that usually picks her up on his ridiculously loud motorcycle. At some point Hux lets it be known just how ridiculous he thinks the vehicle is and one thing leads to another ( up to author ) Hux (18 ofc) gets fucked over Kylo’s motorcycle between parked cars in the parking lot.
Summary: Phasma had asked him to do her a favor: stay behind and let Rey’s cousin know that Phasma was taking her on a movie date and would be bringing her home in a couple of hours. Hux hadn’t been able to say no. He is a gentleman after all.
It helps, of course, that Rey’s cousin is fucking stacked. Six feet, two inches of broad shoulders and hard muscles covered up under layers of black leather, face always hidden by a black riding helmet. The first time Hux saw him it was like every porn, every wet dream, every fantasy he’d ever had come to real life.
Words: 4483 Rating: Explicit Tags: Public Sex, Motorcycle Sex, Barely Legal, Dirty Talk, Anal Fingering, Size Kink, Size Difference, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Clothed Sex, Hair-pulling, Rough Sex, Marking, Exhibitionism, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting, Alternate Universe – High School, Big Dick!Kylo Ren, Hux is a twinky slut, Kylo Ren was a boy scout, Who the fuck is Kyle Ron?
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