by crowfooted

solarrift:

pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:

im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers

it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson

I’m ready to dip this fucker into some coca cola myself

Okay, so I caved and bought these (even though I currently have almost 2 full boxes of regulars at home that I haven’t been eating *wince*). For anyone who likes Oreos, I definitely recommend giving these a try!

You know those tubs/hot tubs with the super-super-fine bubble jets? It’s kind of like having your tongue/mouth in one of those, lol. Except instead of hot water, it’s Oreo filling! The little pop rocks are all tiny, so you don’t get the occasional big cracks like with standard Pop Rocks; just some light, pleasant fizzing that lingers a bit after the rest of the cookie is gone. :3

They’re fun!

by crowfooted

phantomdoodler:

canadiananimatorguy:

Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace the “D” in Donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the “K” in Kong with the first consonant of your last name. That is your official DK Crew name.

I have been personally victimized by this post.  It was written just to spite me.  Just to rustle my jimmies.  Just to call me Monkey Dong.

by crowfooted

hellahartwin:

Cause of death: Harry Hart in an eyepatch with his hair a little shorter and unstyled in a comfortable looking sweater as he shaves, surrounded by what appears to be the walls of a padded cell like the most dapper prisoner in existence and thERE ARE BUTTERFLY DRAWINGS ON THE WALL OH GOD HE CAN DRAW AND THEY’RE BUTTERFLIES I AM NOT OKAY

Do you know what really gets me? That some of the butterflies look really simple and blobby, like something a little kid would draw. And imagining Harry starting out with these little doodles that are just recognizable as butterflies, and continuing to draw more and more, and they get more complex and realistic, and he adds all these notes all around them, filling in all the gaps…

(And also! That that one blobby child-esque butterfly just to the left of Harry’s shoulder has blue and gray wings, just a little reminiscent of the shirt that Eggsy was wearing when Harry picked him up from the police station.)