solarrift:

pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:

im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers

it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson

I’m ready to dip this fucker into some coca cola myself

Okay, so I caved and bought these (even though I currently have almost 2 full boxes of regulars at home that I haven’t been eating *wince*). For anyone who likes Oreos, I definitely recommend giving these a try!

You know those tubs/hot tubs with the super-super-fine bubble jets? It’s kind of like having your tongue/mouth in one of those, lol. Except instead of hot water, it’s Oreo filling! The little pop rocks are all tiny, so you don’t get the occasional big cracks like with standard Pop Rocks; just some light, pleasant fizzing that lingers a bit after the rest of the cookie is gone. :3

They’re fun!