Things Used in Fanfiction as Lube & Condoms That Should Never Be Used as Lube or Condoms

songlinwrites:

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wtffanfiction:

Please feel free to send in all the different examples of lube you’ve seen in fanfiction that… really should not be used as lube.

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… natural oils of a horse. 

A JELLYFISH.

what the fuck ARE “natural oils of a horse”

102. Seal oil (from boiling seal fat)

^ First Sherlock fanfic I ever read, lol.