“You gonna get on your knees for me? Just to wipe away the debt your gambler hubby racked up?” Ren’s hand lifts the cigarette back to his mouth, taking another drag before stomping it out in the ashtray. “Is he worth it?”
No. But Hux is out of options.
“Yes.”
“Are you worth it? You gonna give me a blowjob worth twenty grand?”
I got this ask before I left work, I ended up spending the rest of my shift and the bus ride home thinking waaay too much about my response and it turned into this.
1.7k (NOT 17k) of no-smut (this time) kinda-gross fluff under the cut. Also on AO3 and FFN.
Warning: recounting memory of temporary character death – OC child.
preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine
someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character
Have I titled something that before? I can’t remember.
ANYWAY,
Have some consentacles.
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Title: Reach Out in the Darkness
Pairing: Kylux
Rating: NSFW!!
Warnings: Tentacle Sex, Large Insertion, Alternate Universe, Cadet Hux, Tentacle Monster, ABSOLUTE canon divergence, Flying During Sex, Crying During Sex, Mild Contract Negotiation.
Summary: Having spent a decent amount of time researching the history and folklore of Arkanis, Cadet Hux strikes out one chilly evening in search of some legendary creature that’s supposed to be extremely powerful. If the myths aren’t true, all he’s wasted is time. But, if they are based in some actual fact, then what a boon such an entity would be to his cause. He doesn’t know what he will find, but he is prepared for any (absolutely ANY) eventuality.
The air is crisp and woodsmoke scented, and Armitage Hux has dressed appropriately for this trek through the woods. His sturdy boots crunch leaves and twigs underfoot as he follows an age-old path, and his woolen coat, its collar turned against a gathering evening mist, keeps him warm. He supposes that in the summer, around the equinox, his pagan ancestors would have dressed in leathers and cords, making their way down this path with torches, wild flowers woven into their hair. In all the illustrations (and in his research he’d encountered more than a few) the /primitive tribespeople/ marched along this path, anointing the trees, jangling bone rattles, singing ancient songs lost to the modern tongue. Since it’s a theme quite popular among those taken to flights of fancy, or else, those with a desire to depict the defenseless, nubile young sacrifice with only her long, red hair to cover her perfect breasts, Hux had slogged through countless books of myth, comparing those against the scant historical accounts, before he’d found anything of real /use/. Firstly, the pagan tribes who practiced this ritual weren’t escorted by quaint little fairies with shining wings, as a disgusting number of the illustrations would suggest. Secondly, the sacrifices weren’t always female.
Anon, I’m living. How did you know this was my secret not so secret kink? He hates the ears most of all. The supreme leader touches them with such disconcerting gentleness. If only Hux could bite his hand. Ugh, also, this would be a great opportunity for hand-feeding 🙃💦💦💦
Rarely have I ever stumbled across a fanfic that is as human and unforgivingly raw as The Kubler-Ross Theory by antivenom. Wade and Peter are written in such a realistic and intimate way—from the witty, dry quips to the minute and nervous habits—that I have to pause and remind myself that this is fiction. Please give it a read. You won’t regret it. Well, maybe the tears, but that is a small price to pay for an emotional masterpiece.
Chapters: 36/36 Fandom: Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man – All Media Types, Deadpool – All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Spider-Man/Deadpool Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, May Parker (Spider-Man), Hawkeye (Marvel), Weasel, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Logan (X-Men), Bruce Banner, Charles Xavier Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Supernatural Elements, Hurt/Comfort, Bonding, Anchors, Psychic Bond, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Slow Build Summary:
Weapon X chose Wade Wilson because of several factors in his life. He was a preternatural. He had extraordinary abilities that could be expanded upon. The cancer just made him desperate enough to agree to whatever they wanted to do with him.
They didn’t just turn him immortal. They destroyed his very soul, tearing him apart and shaping him into something new and never seen before. They took everything he had been and left him with ashes and bones. Soulless.
He killed his creators and went on with his life.
Then he met Spider-Man.
Things started to change.
Something inside him, something that had come out of the ashes and was a nightmarish, terrible thing, sat up and took notice. An intense, single-minded notice.
I stuck it on Ao3 cuz why the fuck not. It’s a one-shot. Might as well.
Guyyyyyyssss this is so good. I am loving everyone’s post-TLJ kylux takes, and this one delivers. I’m so invested in well-constructed getting together stories, and I’m really floored by this particular fic.
Kylo Ren’s POV is complicated, quixotic and believable. I love the way he approaches his relationship with Hux, and his daydreams/Force visions. He seems like a person finally coming into their own, and it works really well. He’s at once insecure and self-congratulatory. He’s working out the kinks. His conflicted inability to look directly at the world and at Hux is delightful. All and all, this is a good and toothsome read. And the language is deft and lovely.
Warning for suicidal actions (Hux), and some vague dubcon. But neither is gatuitous.
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars – All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Additional Tags: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Spoilers, Canon Compliant, Kylo Ren is Awful, Hux Gets to Sleep, Dreaming, Manipulation, Dirty Talk, Power Imbalance Summary: General Hux finally gets some sleep, but his dreams won’t let him rest. Neither will Kylo Ren.
MERRY CRISIS NERDS, HERE’S SOME MORE POST-TLJ KYLUX.
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