SNL | Fish Dreams
Tag / I’m crying
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
I can’t get over how well this fits
I’m crying
#like opening a tinned ham#‘how the hell did somebody get all this meat in here’#like using a shoehorn to get a porterhouse into a baby sandal#shoving ten pounds of bulgogi into the elevator of the Barbie dream house#I think you get my point#it’s an improbable container for this specific caloric load#and I’m here for it#Steve Rogers (x)
#OHHHH GODDDD #TEACH ME CRITICAL THEORY #SEND ME A TERSE EMAIL SUGGESTING I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT DURING UR OFFICE HOURS #MMMMMM YES TELL ME MY WRITING IS ACCEPTABLE ON A SENTENCE LEVEL BUT LACKS ANYTHING RESEMBLING STRUCTURAL UNDERPINNING #TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF WEARILY WHILE I YAMMER ON #ABOUT HOW THE BADNESS OF MY BAD PAPER IS REFLECTIVE OF THE FEMALE TRANSGRESSIVENESS WHICH IS ITS SUBJECT MATTER #SIGH VERY SOFTLY #REACH FOR AN ANTIQUE METAL PILLBOX FULL OF ASPIRINS #WAIT FOR ME TO TRAIL OFF #THEN PATIENTLY WALK ME THROUGH HOW TO CONSTRUCT AN ARGUMENT #I DON’T LEARN ANYTHING #GIVE ME A B MINUS #GOD #YES #RIGHT THERE #HARDER!!!!!!!!!! (via sashayed)
what if people did petplay with other common household pets like imagine sitting in a bathtub filled with aquarium rocks while ur partner sprinkles fishfood on u like “cum for daddy”
a paper mache bucket ... tumblr mirror 