Tag / I’m crying and dying

by crowfooted

I’m gonna say it

laughingacademy:

regrettablewritings:

Carlton Drake fighting Eddie Brock without their respective symbiotes intact was fucking hilarious because you got this veggie smoothie-slurping twink trying to fight this garbage-eating, tater tot-filled twunk at an air shuttle takeoff site like that’s trying to one-up the airport parking lot fight from Civil War in all the wrong ways. It’s like a noodle slapping at a breadstick.

And the only thing that could’ve made that scene ever better would be if you played the Pon Farr trial music from Star Trek over it. Cinematic masterpiece of our era.

Oh my GOD, somebody do the thing, I’m begging here.

by crowfooted

madeupmonkeyshit:

ommanyte:

mindcrankismycommander:

thinned-skin:

lyonnnss:

no
fucking
way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

by crowfooted

bitchevans:

oakttree:

bittyjack:

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

one of the most iconic pieces of literature of our time

by crowfooted

faedreamer:

plotqueen:

faedreamer:

ripleyholden:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Kentucky Derby) 

sad baby egg in his pre kingsman clothes, drowning his sorrows in a bar in the state where harry “died”… leave me here don’t touch me i am ruined

@leafzelindor said what if he went to the church where harry ‘died’ and i said oh my god my heart.

NOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU OH MY GOD

Butbutbutbut! Also! It’s not Eggsy strictly speaking wearing his pre-Kingsman clothes – it’s Eggsy wearing the clothes he wore during his 24 hours with Harry, and asking for the drink that Harry taught him how to make that night!