Tag / Kingsman

by crowfooted

sincethenoughties:

“‘Cos he sort of comes down, ready for breakfast, and Colin’s wearing an apron, and Taron’s got his little t-shirt on… and we thought people might misunderstand what the scene is all about.” – Matthew Vaughn

”Kingsman: The Secret Service director Matthew Vaughn told [MTV UK] that he had to cut one particularly debonair scene from his outrageous, brilliant spy action comedy because it, well, made its stars Taron Egerton and Colin Firth look like they’d been sleeping together.

It’s an explanation that even Taron didn’t know about, if his reaction is anything to go by.” via MTV UK

by crowfooted

heyo i keep seeing your posts about the kingsman movie and i was wondering if you could quick explain the best things about it cause it looks pretty cool and i’m considering watching it! only if you want to ofc

lily-bex-em-sarah:

oh boy you have come to the right person i am currently shoving the first movie up my ass as we speak

basically. i would die for this movie. if captain america: the winter soldier didn’t exist, kingsman the secret service would be the best movie ever made. other than, like, wonder woman, but wonder woman doesn’t count in this argument.

so. kingsman. take james bond, remove the annoying misogyny, replace with taron “twink bottom” egerton, add in colin firth somehow pulling off sugar daddy-kill me with your fucking legs-badass spy man, sass master mom aka merlin, and a magnificent lady spy named roxy who would be my wife except she’s a lesbian and i love her too much to be a dick about it. add in the best fight scenes you can imagine. 

i mean. it’s colin firth, dapper as Fuck, murdering the entire westboro baptist church. if i hadn’t been sitting next to my dad in a theatre the first time i saw that movie, i would have had the best nut of my life right then. 

if this is the only thing you see in this movie, please. you will not regret clicking this link i’ve already clicked on it myself. i am crying tears of joy. 

also, roxy and twink mcgee (eggsy, the main character, lmao) have literally no heterosexuality between them. none. it’s mlm and wlw solidarity and i love it. 

also the sequel involves texans and some guy straight people wanna fuck, so like. lassos, and shit. and it also comes out on my dad’s birthday and my gay ass is 100% going to go see it, with or without him. (probably without him. i don’t want to risk screaming in a theatre)

by crowfooted

annaofaza replied to your post: Re(?)introduction Time

I love that valet/bodyguard-in-training fic idea!

Thank you! I’m pretty sure that one’s my favorite. It’s like a giant pile of fluffy blankets and I just want to roll around and cocoon myself in it. ^w^

I feel like if I could figure out what Harry does for a living in that verse I might be able to actually write it? As it is I don’t know why he even needs to get dressed in the mornings, lol. Breakfast? But then what?