nathanielemmett:

demigodoftheatre:

contemporaryelfinchild:

So I made a little size chart of Dragons of Middle-Earth

I think these are right but if anyone has quotes or anything to indicate something different, send them my way and I’ll fix it.

I love this because you realize that all the ego stroking in The Hobbit is Smaug trying to cover up that he’s a tiny, tiny dragon. Smaug the magnificent? impenetrable? Chiefest and greatest of calamities? More like Smaug the small and annoying.

Holy mother of god…how did Ancalagon the Black not destroy ALL of Middle Earth???

damn-it-darcy:

Tattoolock. Translock. Both. Yes.

I like the idea of Sherlock having tats which very vaguely evoke armor, to match his ‘into battle’ theme. Most importantly, some sort of ‘plate’ over the sternum to guard the heart, with the skull motif as a warning against letting it rule the head. (Well I thought it was a little neat; shut up.)

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

It took me a minute, but yeah, that’s hilarious. I’m showing it to everybody.