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by crowfooted

imaginebenedicts:

Can we just talk about this shot for a moment? It’s a very brief shot in the film, hardly means anything other than showing “Commander John Harrison’s” Starfleet file.

But in reality, this is Khan’s mugshot. It was most likely what he looked like soon after Admiral Marcus pulled him out of cryosleep. He’d probably just learned that Marcus would kill any number of his crew should he step out of line.

At this point, it’s too early on for him to find a way out. He’s trapped, tired, confused by all the new technology 260 years into the future. And he knows he’s being used. He doesn’t have a choice.

My absolute favorite thing about this shot is you can see all of that on his face. Thank you Benedict.

by crowfooted

hamletmachine:

New page is up! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I’ve been trying to relocate this comic for so long! I had it bookmarked on my old laptop, but when that went kaput I couldn’t remember the name of it.

I’m all caught up now. :3

by crowfooted

adorabelledearheart:

dirtprince:

thepliablefoe:

Norwegian forest cats are the fucking best.

They look like little snow lions

MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

THE COLLOQUIAL TERM FOR THEM IS SKOGKATTEN
THEY ARE ALSO CALLED FAIRY CATS IN NORWAY BECAUSE THEY’RE SO PRETTY
THEY RUN DOWN TREES HEADFIRST
THEY’RE FRICKING GIGANTIC BABIES AND THEY PURR REALLY LOUD
THEY LITERALLY WALK OVER SNOW LIKE MOTHERLOVING LEGOLAS
IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY SKOGKATTS PULL THE GODDESS FREYA’S CARRIAGE WHO DOESN’T WANT A CARRIAGE PULLED BY CATS
VIKING CATS END OF STORY

by crowfooted

gunsandwwands:

noyka:

whiteybjonez:

penis-hunger-games:

IM UPSET.

SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog I post mad random shit. Omg I’m so upset I don’t even wanna use this site anymore.

BS

This is quite a big attack on a lot of tumblr accounts that we have all loved and cherished. Not only is this going to cut down a lot of people from being able to expand their blogs, but intensely cut down a lot of freedom that we have on tumblr. God dam-it we should have the fuckin right to reblog and promote whatever we fucking please because without us tumblr’s there would be no fucking tumblr. For starters fuck yahoo and their bullshit decisions. To all those on tumblr, if you want tumblr to continue being the way it is, You NEED to read this you NEED to get angry and you NEED to let them hear your voice. No other way would create a change.  

Here’s some fact’s for you to all understand what the fuck is going on.

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/tumblr-nsfw-content-tags-search/

Fuck this shit reblog this and get the word out. This doesn’t just include adult blogs like porn, but if you were to post something political of what’s going on in the world that factors into this bullshit. Yahoo is attempting to create CENSORSHIP. Fuck this corporation. Reblog.

This needs more notes, get the word out guys and gals!

A petition has been started and needs around 8k more signatures in case you feel like voicing your opinion more than just talking on here.

I’ve not been flagged as an nsfw/adult blog since this is my personal and i’d rather it not be covered in inappropriate things since i know a lot of people aren’t down with that (and also since i have a blog specialized for this) but since i have a good amount of eyes that can see this post following me i figured i’d share with the petition. seriously though guys, this is a really dumb thing that’s happened and i really hate that they’re blocking the majority unwillingly that’s actually interested in seeing this stuff rather than making it an option for the minority of people to just not have to see it. not only does it block off information from those that have been flagged improperly (or those that TEACH YOU ABOUT HOW TO DO THE SEX SAFELY WITH TIPS AND SIMPLE GUIDES) but it makes it even harder to find artists and writers who don’t even know they’ve been flagged.

Please spread this like a wildfire guys, yahoo’s stubborn as all else, but the least we can do is to inform everyone!

by crowfooted

kankris-precious-booty:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuckingrecipes:

foxyplaydate:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 


STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

by crowfooted

codenamecesare:

theletteraesc:

fourteenacross:

iteribidem:

The Amazing Colossal Viewing Party

It’s baaaaack.

What: The Mostly-XMFC Fandom Weekly MST3K Viewing Party

When: Saturday, April 13 — 4:00pm PST / 7:00pm EST / 23:00 UTC

Where: http://togethertube.com/rooms/5ce7f5b4-e612-4abe-85b6-b2bcf6d36d07

Who: YOU. New people especially welcome!

Tentative Schedule: 

1. Jack Frost (my personal vote)

2. Manos: the Hands of Fate

3. ????

EVERYONE. YOU SHOULD COME TO THIS. IF YOU LIKE FUNNY THINGS. WHICH YOU SHOULD.

YESSSSSS MANOS.

I put in my vote for some of the shorts as well. YOUR PERIOD AND MINE: A LECTURE.

I may miss this one! For the only thing that could tear me away from MST3K chat: TRAAAAAANCE

But if you can go, you should, it’s so fun ♥

I’m in! 😀 (And no snowshoeing today, so hopefully I won’t be passing out a couple hours in. :p)

Also, TRANCE! I’m off to see that in just a couple hours. *v.excited*